How to not turn into a passive aggressive bloodthirsty manic pixie monster. Avoid these trigger words - I can't promise you'll feel better but it will be better for your soul, Bruh.
  1. fine.
  2. goodnight.
    Notice the lowercase 'G' followed by a period. No emoji.
  3. ?!?!?!?!!
    Any words or phrases followed by this mess ^
  4. Yep.
  5. are you kidding me?
    This is a mega trigger- you're pretty much asking for more of an argument
  6. have a nice day.
  7. have a nice life.
    Your passive aggressive state has reached a new level
  8. you win.
    No one really wins, come on.
  9. hope you're happy.
    This is a good way to end a conversation by not actually ending a conversation and making it 10x worse