The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

Inspired by @witchdoctorc
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Calm
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Crisps - I just don't like the psst sound.
  3. What turns you on?
    Strong shoulders. Or Captain America. 😆
  4. What is a turn off?
    Loud, disrespectful behavior.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    💩 Especially when said with a strong SH at the start.
  6. A noise you love to hear...
    Soft bird chirps in the background when outside.
  7. A noise you hate...
    Someone chewing food with their mouth open. Seriously, I will call you out. 😉
  8. What profession, other than your own, would you attempt?
    Special Effects Makeup Artist. I like to think I could win Face Off, every season, but in reality it would look like a 5 year old did it.
  9. What is a profession you would like the least?
    I can't stomach even the slightest smell of garbage. So trash collector would be my nightmare.
  10. If Heaven is a real place, what would you like God to say to you when you arrive?
    "High Five"