Things my boss has seriously said

Working for a real-life Michael Scott isn't nearly as funny as you might think...
  1. About a new division VP: "From his name, I figured he'd be Asian. But no, he's a regular guy."
  2. Trying to be clever about his baldness: "I'm phallically challenged." (He meant "follicly")
  3. "Why did Barb start crying in the meeting? I bet menopause."