Things that I'll never do
I can say never with confidence
- •Write my and my other half's initials in the sand and take a photograph of itJ + D. Australia 2016. Whatever. It's lame.
- •Understand why Two and a Half Men is so popularSee also The Big Bang Theory and Everybody Loves Raymond.
- •RapIt wouldn't be pretty.
- •Try heroinI don't do drugs. I like being in control. What if I immediately got addicted? What if someone took a photo of me at that exact moment and sent it to my mum/employer/spouse/friends? I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES EITHER.
- •Get a snakeThey bloody scare me. They're not cuddly. I'd be that weird snake person.
- •Date someone who had a pet snakeSee above. Also, if I firmly believe that you'd be sorted into Slytherin then I probably can't date you.