Thank you, Bill Hader, for the inspiration.
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    Those tiny butterfly hair clips
    From the people who brought you banana clips, comes the most anticipated, but truly helpful with flyaways, clip ever!?!
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    The broomstick skirt
    This skirt had everything! Shapelessness, an ugly tiny flower print, πŸ‘€super-flammable rayon!
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    Swing dancing
    If you ever humiliated yourself thoroughly in gymnastics class and thought, "How can I work this into my dating life?", you'll LOVE swing dancing. Required dress code: ugly brown flat oxfords with white socks. πŸ‘žπŸ‘ž
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    Mock turtlenecks
    That's that thing of when a midget carries a really full backpack.... No. When it's really just too hot to go full turtle. 🐒
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    (Stefon pauses to break/giggle behind his hand at a mock turtleneck circumcision joke too dirty for network.)
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    For when you want to attract dudes named Glenn. Bring back the dorky quaff that started it all and led to such hits as Smirnoff Ice.
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    And the '90s hottest trend that hasn't yet come back but should is... ::throaty deep voice:: POGS.