DISC JOCKEYING AT A LOUNGE

  1. Playing records
  2. Telling people where the bathroom is
  3. Watching bankers try to flirt with women
    I'm writing this list while Disc Jockeying at a lounge. And this one little balding dude in a north face vest has been here for two hours imposing himself onto the conversations of groups of female friends. They keep giving him the coldest of shoulders and he keeps refusing to take hints until they leave the bar. He's like 0 for 9. Clearing this place of women. It would be sad if he wasn't so clearly a pretty bad guy - I know this because I overheard him describing a Ponzi scheme he thought up.