REASONS ABIGAIL FISHER DIDN'T GET INTO UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS
- •Because she is ten years old
- •Because her application essay was written in crayons
- •Because she isn't like super smart or anything and is clearly lame AF on a personal level and likely came off as a little shit in her interview.
- •REDACTION: she is being used as a face for a campaign to end affirmative action spearheaded by this fucking guy-Edward Blum-ex stock broker and John du Pont impersonator so fuck this guy.