1. Because she is ten years old
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  2. Because her application essay was written in crayons
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  3. Because she isn't like super smart or anything and is clearly lame AF on a personal level and likely came off as a little shit in her interview.
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  4. REDACTION: she is being used as a face for a campaign to end affirmative action spearheaded by this fucking guy-Edward Blum-ex stock broker and John du Pont impersonator so fuck this guy.
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