THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS

  1. It was funny
  2. Not enough Jar Jar
  3. Everything felt real and all the characters felt like they had emotions.
  4. No scenes where two people walk slowly while they talk, then stop and face each other to continue the conversation
  5. Nobody stepped in the poopy
  6. It passed the Bechdel Test
  7. Maz Kanata should have done a bunch of backflips