#SoRandom

Mom and I were talking about how some foreigners gain green cards in order to enter the US, but then....
  1. Dad: "I don't care about green cards, I want purple cards."
  2. Me:....
  3. Mom:...
  4. Me:..."What does a purple card do, then?"
  5. Dad: "I don't know yet, but I want one."
  6. Me:.."Alrighty then."