What The Bob Marley Poster On Your Wall Says About You
*if you're a college-age, white, heterosexual male*
- •'I'm super into peace and love, but if some dude looks at me the wrong way I'll definitely act like I'm going to fight him.'
- •'One love my man! Also bruh I'm talking to 7 different girls right now and they're all DTF. Like, they don't reply to me much but I can tell they want the D.'
- •'I'm such a huge Marley fan, dude!' 'Oh cool! You listen to reggae a lot?' 'No wtf I only listen to Skepta... I smoke a lot of ganja though!'
- •'Everyone over the age of 25 is old as fuuuuck! They don't understand me, so they don't deserve my respect! Fuck the system!'
- •'I had the best weekend ever! Smashed a twelve pack and a box of wine, then vomited all over my duvet at around 7pm. Coma'd out on the floor and my bro's drew a dick on my face. Best. Night. Ever.'