David Sedaris!!

  1. Sedaris is one of my favorite writers. I've read a lot of his books and none of them failed to make me die of laughter.
  2. So I see this.
  3. I couldn't go to his show, so I went to the book signing after.
  4. It was worth it. He spends like a good 5 minutes talking with each person. He's so nice in person.
  5. He asked me how old I was, and I forgot my age at first, but then I said that I was 14.
  6. He almost choked on his meatloaf.
  7. But then he gave me a bracelet, because I was a teenager!!
  8. He asked what I had for dinner, and I hesitantly said a chicken pot pie.
  9. He then asked what my favorite show was, and I said The Office.
  10. He offered me some of his mashed potatos, and I said, "no thank you!"
  11. He asked if I had school tomorrow, and I said yes.
  12. We got free bagels
  13. David Sedaris is life.