DON'T GET ME STARTING ON ______

  1. How I would have been a great NBA player if I were 2 inches taller.
  2. Starbucks suggesting I tip their baristas
  3. The 2006 FIFA World Cup final
    It still hurts so much.
  4. Bad drivers
  5. That time my doctor didn't believe me when I told him my rib cage was hurting like hell.
    It turned out I had two cracked ribs. How's laughing now, Doc?
  6. Noisy neighbors
  7. Leaf blowers