I'D HAVE MORE MONEY IF I HADN'T BOUGHT THESE STUPID THINGS
- •A Magic bulletI know they're great and whatever but man, they don't last.
- •Those jeans that never fit meI didn't have time to try them on at the store, bought them anyway, found out when I got home they were too short, didn't take them back and barely wore them.
- •A Book to learn Spanish on your ownWho was I kidding?
- •All those great special offer subscriptions that you can cancel at any timeI need to remember to take care of that. Next month.
- •That buttermilk carton that's been sitting in my fridge for monthsI'd be $3.99 richer and I wouldn't feel guilty every time I open the fridge.