LIES I HAVE TOLD IN THE PAST THREE DAYS

  1. Yes, I read your new policy before agreeing to it.
    Leave me alone, Apple.
  2. No Mom, I can't help you with your computer right now. I'm about to start a conference call at work.
  3. Nice haircut
  4. I'll take care of it tonight
    Well, maybe tomorrow.
  5. I'd love to.
    I'll do it, but don't forget I did.
  6. It wasn't me
    Call me Shaggy.