LIES I HAVE TOLD IN THE PAST THREE DAYS
- •Yes, I read your new policy before agreeing to it.Leave me alone, Apple.
- •No Mom, I can't help you with your computer right now. I'm about to start a conference call at work.
- •Nice haircut
- •I'll take care of it tonightWell, maybe tomorrow.
- •I'd love to.I'll do it, but don't forget I did.
- •It wasn't meCall me Shaggy.