THINGS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER DO AGAIN

  1. Rent a movie at a video club
  2. Use a fanny pack
    I was born in the 80's, ok
  3. Get my car stereo stolen
    My new car came with an integrated one. So they'll probably just steal my car.
  4. Lick a stamp
  5. Eat at KFC
    The one time I ate there, I managed to survive. I'm not taking any chances.
  6. Watch Die Hard 3
    12 times is enough. However...
  7. See the desert for the first time
    And that's too bad.