THINGS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER DO AGAIN
- •Rent a movie at a video club
- •Use a fanny packI was born in the 80's, ok
- •Get my car stereo stolenMy new car came with an integrated one. So they'll probably just steal my car.
- •Lick a stamp
- •Eat at KFCThe one time I ate there, I managed to survive. I'm not taking any chances.
- •Watch Die Hard 312 times is enough. However...
- •See the desert for the first timeAnd that's too bad.