MY BEST FRIEND IS THE ONLY DOCTOR I NEED

The last five picture texts I've sent my bestie carried the following captions:
  1. Do you think this is ringworm?
  2. Wart or skin tag?
  3. Is this what herpes looks like or an ingrown hair?
  4. Does this mole look weird to you?
  5. I used the flash to take a pic of the back of my throat. Do you think it's strep??!?