PLEASURES I'M SAVING FOR OLD AGE

Inspired by @john
  1. Heroin.
  2. Macaroni and cheese.
  3. Getting a tattoo.
  4. Shaving my head (again).
  5. Watching The Wire, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, and any other "must see" tv show.
  6. Heteronormative relationships.
  7. Doing stand-up.
  8. Caring about politics/having any idea what's going on in the world.
  9. Caring more about popular culture than being cool.