THE LAST 5 THINGS THAT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD: SPACE EDITION

Inspired by @angusisley @spicymeatball and many others
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    "During the first month of our stay, I noted that the labelling on two types of food packets were backwards: ‘Beef Tips with Mushrooms’ was actually ‘Chicken Teriyaki’ and vice versa. I reported this to the food people and they thanked me for pointing out the labelling error. Today I wanted chicken teriyaki...
    ... So, I gambled that the labelling problem had not fixed for the new batch of food that came up recently, and selected ‘Beef Tips with Mushrooms.’ I was rewarded for not having overestimated NASA! The chicken was in the packages labelled beef.” newscientist.com
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    Harrison "Jack" Schmitt almost slipped on a rock while taking his first steps on the moon.
    When he was asked what his first thought was stepping onto the moon he said "don't slip" and hen proceeded to explain how he nearly tripped on a rock. HARRISON "JACK" SCHMITT
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    What was the first animal in space?
    The cow that jumped over the moon.
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    Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.
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    This picture