1. Open a tea shop and teach yoga.
    (See also: learn yoga)
  2. Become a vampire
  3. Inherit a family fortune.
    Obviously not my own, but some family out there has a fortune to inherit.
  4. Learn to cook and then become the next Gordon Ramsey
    ...or just become the next Gordon Ramsey.
  5. Live on a farm
  6. Sell all belongings and move to Seattle.
  7. Work in a record shop.
  8. Return to home planet.