DAIRY PORN

Being lactose intolerant is the worst, especially because I am a slut for these things: (and frequently pay for them later).
  1. Lattes.
    This local cafe called Fox in the Snow makes THE best lattes on the whole damn planet. I can't resist them. 10/10 worth it every time.
  2. Cheese.
    Especially on sandwiches.
  3. Milk and Cookies.
    I rarely do this because anytime I have dairy straight up I LITERALLY DIE. But sometimes I have to do it. I just do.
  4. Milkshakes.
    Frothy motherfuckers.
  5. Ice cream.
    Probably actually going to be the reason that I die.
  6. Cream in coffee.
    I am a coffee super douche so normally I take it black and make sure everybody knows it butttttt ok sometimes I want my coffee to taste like a freshly baked cookie.
  7. Ranch dressing.
    On my salad, for my veggies, pretzels AND EVEN potato chips sometimes because I am a rl monster.
  8. Hot chocolate.
    Aka my hot hot tears.