GETTIN' OLD STUFF
(Or: things that I do more and more the older that I get.)
- 1.Forget that I made a hot beverage...until I think to myself, "tea sounds really good right now", and then, "oh, shit."
- 2.Leave the house without shoes onSometimes I'll even start to drive away before realizing the error of my ways.
- 3.Fall asleep with the tv onLike, sitting up. In a chair. In the middle of the day.
- 4.Stop eating when I'm full
- 5.Make noises when I stand up after sitting for awhile
- 6.Become irrationally angry over commercialsTelevision, Internet, radio, etc. I hate them all.
- 7.Eat my fruits & vegetables(Also, worry about vitamins and if I'm taking the right ones)
- 8.FlossJust kidding (unless my dentist is reading this).