GUYS I'VE SLEPT WITH AND WHY IT WAS A MISTAKE
-the condensed list-
- •Guy who was a bartender where I used to workCoke head who fucked me like I was his hand. I had whiplash for a week. Also he was a compulsive liar but ya know, details details.
- •Guy who thought he was a better musician than he actually wasBroke my heart, as musicians often do. I miss him but not his penis. I actually asked "is it in" the first time we fucked-something I thought only happened in movies.
- •Guy who doesn't believe in going down on girlsSigh. I don't actually feel like elaborating on this one.
- •Guy who I loved too much to have casual sex withChose girl after girl over me, over the span of five years. The heart wants what it wants, I guess.
- •Guy who took too much adderalTried to fuck for over an hour but he couldn't keep it up. He was too embarrassed to talk to me ever again.
- •Guy who had commitment issues........which miraculously disappeared when he met the girl after me.
- •Guy who I had nothing in common with aside from the fact that we both found him attractiveAnd of course he was a republican.