Mistakes I'd Like To Make

But won't. Probably.
  1. Slip alcohol into my coffee at work.
    I mean I sit in a cubicle basically by myself all day. Who would know??
  2. Run away and not tell ANYONE or speak to anyone from this life ever again.
  3. Have sex with the best friend of this guy that I used to talk to.
    He's so hot I just want to touch his pelvis with my pelvis.
  4. Tattoo "Leave Me Alone" on my face.