SHAMELESS BRAIN SPILLINGS

Hello and welcome to the terror-dome that is my mind.
  1. 1.
    I'm v into healthy eating and putting good vibes into my body, etc, but I am WEAK for a shitty breakfast. Sugar on my Rice Krispies, Pop-tarts, waffles covered in powdered sugar HELP ME I CANT STOP.
  2. 2.
    I want to have sex with David Duchovny one time JUST ONCE, so that when he's saying my name I can be like "Mulder, it's me."
  3. 3.
    I have no idea how to do my taxes. I don't really care either, just give me my damn refund. I deserve it.
  4. 4.
    I haven't written anything solid in months but when somebody asks me what I want to do with my life I automatically say "write a book". I'm a huge hypocrite apparently.
  5. 5.
    I think about starving myself again every single day.
  6. 6.
    I've been doing this "no sex" thing for about four months now and I think I've reached the point where I'll spontaneously combust if a cute guy even touches me.
  7. 7.
    Why are feet so cute-ugly?
  8. 8.
    At this point in my life I am just a walking meat sack full of spaghetti.
  9. 9.
    Would Elliot and Olivia reunite to investigate my murder???
  10. 10.
    Who in the hell authorized this snow? I want to see the legal documents ASAP.
  11. 11.
    What if I've already been abducted?
    (I won't let you guys down👽)
  12. 12.
    I wish I could have like one hour a day (while awake) where my brain just turns off and I can enjoy pure uninterrupted bliss.
  13. 13.
    Who ate my last breath mint ? I had one more mint in my purse and it's gone and I just had garlic FUck.
  14. 14.
    Did that person see me check myself out in the store window? Idc.
  15. 15.
    OK GOODBYE, it was nice having you all-please exit to the left through the gift shop!