THE TELEVISION CHARACTER I AM, THE ONE I WANT TO BE, AND THE ONE I'LL PROBABLY BE

Inspired by @brimattia and the like 50 million other people that I saw do it first.
  1. I am: Lorelai Gilmore
    I run purely on the exhaust fumes from my last cup of coffee. Terrible relationship with my mother but still try and make things work. Am the recipient of unrequited love pretty frequently. Occasionally (often) use my looks to get guys to do things for me.
  2. I want to be: Marnie Michaels
    Everybody hates on Marnie because she's a bit of an asshole, but I want to be just like her. Not afraid to reinvent myself if I'm unhappy with where I am. Relentlessly optimistic about love despite being shit on by guys over and over again. Owning where I'm at in life, even if it's kinda the worst.
  3. I'll probably be: Carrie Bradshaw
    Still completely self sabotaging, especially when it comes to my relationships with men. If I can have them, I don't want 'em. Will hopefully have a career in writing and the same kick ass ladies that I love dearly to get coffee with. Oh, and hopefully I get a bit of that great hair.