Sorry in advance.
  1. Donuts are not that great.
  2. Neither is pizza.
  3. I've never really listened to Drake.
  4. Family Guy is not funny.
  5. Stop waxing nostalgia for the 90's.
    Especially if you were born during that decade. Your parents actually lived the 90's and they'll tell you themselves-it wasn't that great.
  6. If I have to hear one more person go on about how "Nobody even really experiences life anymore, you know? We're all just living through a screen", I will ground all of you from your iPhone 6 that you actually fucking love a whole lot.
    Srsly quit it.