WAYS I WOULD LIKE TO DIE

Or: The preferred twin of the previous list.
  1. 1.
    Drown in a bathtub of guacamole
  2. 2.
    Old Rose in Titanic style
    All I'm saying is that I deserve to die and be greeted at the top of a gorgeous stairwell by young Leonardo diCaprio.
  3. 3.
    In a bookstore
  4. 4.
    Lifted up by angels
    (Preferably a shirtless Channing Tatum and his sexy stripper friends).
  5. 5.
    Surrounded by flowers
  6. 6.
    At a 5 Seconds of Summer concert
    Judge me or join me, I don't care.
  7. 7.
    Binge watching How To Get Away With Murder
    Because at this point, I can't stop watching, not even to close my eyes and get a moments rest, this show is ruining my life, just end me. End this.
  8. 8.
    Under my electric blanket during a snowstorm
    gimme all the warm.
  9. 9.
    For someone I love
    This one is a little dramatic but who wouldn't?
  10. 10.
    In an avalanche of books
  11. 11.
    Not at all
    I mean, if I HAD to pick.