WAYS I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE
But I mean whatever, if it happens it happens.
- •Choking on a potato chipThe worst kind of betrayal honestly.
- •Zombie apocalypseAt my own hand, obviously. I know my limits. I wouldn't survive beyond the first day anyway.
- •Elevator accidentAs in, I get stuck and while they're pulling me out, it starts moving again.
- •Falling off of a cliff
- •Attacked by a bear
- •Slip in the shower
- •Scalding my throat on too hot soupI love soup. I trust soup. Soup better not let me down.
- •Demon possessed houseI've always hoped that I'd be smart enough to just give em what they want but -shrug-
- •Anything involving my food
- •Extreme paper cut
- •Sleep deprivation
- •MurderBut idk, I'm pretty nice so I don't think this one is very realistic.