WAYS I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DIE

But I mean whatever, if it happens it happens.
  1. 1.
    Choking on a potato chip
    The worst kind of betrayal honestly.
  2. 2.
    Zombie apocalypse
    At my own hand, obviously. I know my limits. I wouldn't survive beyond the first day anyway.
  3. 3.
    Elevator accident
    As in, I get stuck and while they're pulling me out, it starts moving again.
  4. 4.
    Falling off of a cliff
  5. 5.
    Attacked by a bear
  6. 6.
    Slip in the shower
  7. 7.
    Scalding my throat on too hot soup
    I love soup. I trust soup. Soup better not let me down.
  8. 8.
    Demon possessed house
    I've always hoped that I'd be smart enough to just give em what they want but -shrug-
  9. 9.
    Anything involving my food
  10. 10.
    Extreme paper cut
  11. 11.
    Sleep deprivation
  12. 12.
    Murder
    But idk, I'm pretty nice so I don't think this one is very realistic.