Why Am I Here: An Existential Crisis
*Brought to you by the countless nights that I cannot sleep*
- 1.To save the human race
- 2.To see if it is in fact possible for a person to watch all seasons of Seinfeld in a week
- 3.To provide scientific research on just how long someone can go without sex before their genitals disintegrate
- 4.To even out the success ratio on Tinder
- 5.For cheese puffsWhich are too pure for this world, fight me
- 6.To take professional photos of Trump's impeachment.
- 7.For Lights new album
- 8.& Stephanie Danler's next novel
- 9.To be the one person that still doesn't give a shit about the Kardashians
- 10....Did I mention cheese puffs???