WHAT I SAW AT A RENAISSANCE FAIR

I don't think the Middle Ages are my scene.
  1. Men in dresses/skirts
  2. Screaming children
  3. Turkey legs
  4. Countless tortured breasts in ill-fitting corsets
  5. Screaming babies
  6. People who say things like, "this is heart music"
  7. Leather
  8. Creepy dolls
  9. Long, scraggly, white hair
  10. Screaming parents who scream at their screaming children
  11. Smokey air
  12. High pitched vibrato
  13. Quidditch, for some reason
  14. Creamy soups in bread bowls
  15. Owls