Irrational Fears

Some of these are real.
  1. Glitter
  2. Elevators
  3. Styrofoam beads
  4. My hand being run over by an ice skate
  5. Needles
  6. Slipping on ice and impaling myself on a fence
  7. Waking up and suddenly realizing my life had been a dream and I'm 5 years old
  8. Sometimes when I'm peeing I wonder if I'm actually dreaming and I'm just wetting the bed
  9. Flying monkeys
  10. Skeletons
  11. Maybe all my friends think I'm really lame and just hang out with me to make fun of me