Some of these are real.
- •Styrofoam beads
- •My hand being run over by an ice skate
- •Slipping on ice and impaling myself on a fence
- •Waking up and suddenly realizing my life had been a dream and I'm 5 years old
- •Sometimes when I'm peeing I wonder if I'm actually dreaming and I'm just wetting the bed
- •Flying monkeys
- •Maybe all my friends think I'm really lame and just hang out with me to make fun of me