SPICER'S RULES FOR LIFE

  1. Occasionally referring to your self doesn't make you crazy, just slightly egocentric
  2. Always wear shoes, except to the pool or beach
  3. Clap for those in costumes, especially if they are near a highway
  4. Never turn down free pizza
  5. A good pair of socks is wonderful
  6. Never turn down a chance to pee
  7. The last beer of the night is a bad idea.
  8. Nose hair can scare those shorter than you.
  9. Yoga is stupid
  10. Nothing makes you cooler than speaking a foreign language with an accent not from your country.