The things that I could do w/o while traveling through any airport

  1. Sandwiches drenched in condensation staring at me while I wait for my coffee.
  2. Repeat fart offenders.
  3. The guy in front of you during TSA that was a WORSE choice than the people with 2 infants one line over.
  4. People who stand too close to the baggage carousel. Blocking my approaching bag like a 3 year old in preschool.