TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO HIGH
From the story of the guy who called police to say he was too high and found covered in Doritos.
- •10. A Taco Bell just opened right in your backyard.
- •9. The world around you looks exactly like a Cartoon Network show.
- •8. Doctors have determined that your blood is 10% Doritos dust.
- •7. You just wrote 420 reggae songs in the last three days.
- •6. Charlie Sheen just told you that you need help with your addiction.
- •5. Four words: swimming on dry land.
- •4. Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa just gave up weed because they just can't compete with you.
- •3. At one point, you space out so badly that you forget how to breathe.
- •2. It seems like every day you're making another non-sequitur Lincoln commercial.
- •1. You're actually finding Brooks Bannister's lists to be funny. (Expect lots of self-depreciation in these lists people.)