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- •Childhood friendships:building the dam in It
- •Awks teenagey feels:everything in Warm Bodies
- •Adult friendships:shrunken appleheads and red boots in All About Steve
- •If I won $1m I would buy a hammerhead shark and name her Clementine.I would train her to protect me in the ocean incase I ever swim in the ocean.I would train her to survive in fresh water too so I could keep her in my pool to scare children and assholes.One day I will go missing and everyone will blame Clementine. But I will be in Aruba.
- •I am 400% convinced "Andie MacDowell" is a clone.Our Andie died of old age long ago.
- •The Sean Penn truth is simple - just because you had a crush on him in high school doesn't mean he's not a douche.
- •"How do zombies operate?"A completely sober serious question asked out of the blue.Reason never explained.
- •"If there is a fight I am filming it!"High five!
- •"Honestly dude,dude...honestly?"Translated to "srsly."
- •It vindicates the completely reasonable fear of moths
- •It has slutty witches
- •It has the perfect relationship of bitchery
In no particular order, except the first 3
- •My sister's painting
- •My dad's embossing
- •My wife's art
In no particular order
- •Marie Antionette
- •Single White Female
- •My niece
- •The scene in We Are Your Friends at the party where Zac Efron explains music
- •Read facebook posts aloud
- •Always tells me I am wrong about everything
- •Never believes me
- •Shark attacks 2016
- •Weird animals 2016
- •Weird animals 2015