Quintessential things

  1. If I won $1m I would buy a hammerhead shark and name her Clementine.I would train her to protect me in the ocean incase I ever swim in the ocean.I would train her to survive in fresh water too so I could keep her in my pool to scare children and assholes.One day I will go missing and everyone will blame Clementine. But I will be in Aruba.
  2. I am 400% convinced "Andie MacDowell" is a clone.Our Andie died of old age long ago.
  3. The Sean Penn truth is simple - just because you had a crush on him in high school doesn't mean he's not a douche.