Top 10 Things To Do While Wasting My Life at the Airport

  1. 1.
    Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram
  2. 2.
    Play Muddled (i.e. Lose. All. The. Games.)
  3. 3.
    Swear in frustration
  4. 4.
    Listen to music
  5. 5.
    Bring 27 books but refuse to read them
  6. 6.
    People watch (i.e. Judge)
  7. 7.
    Pay exorbitant prices for a diet Dr Pepper (IF they even have them) and a sandwich (also Pepsi can kiss my ass. Not even if it was the last diet soda on earth)
  8. 8.
    Did I mention Facebook?
  9. 9.
    Eavesdrop (and judge)
  10. 10.
    Cry.