WHERE I STAND ON THE OXFORD COMMA

  1. EVERYONE SHOULD ALWAYS USE THE OXFORD COMMA
  2. IF YOU DON'T USE THE OXFORD COMMA DON'T EXPECT ME TO READ ANYTHING YOU SEND ME
  3. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE OXFORD COMMA IS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR
  4. RESPECT THE OXFORD COMMA
  5. I repeat: RESPECT THE OXFORD COMMA