Kinds of cheese
- •GoudaIt's a Gouda thing you aren't lactose intolerant
- •MuensterSomething about a monster.
- •CheddarStop all this cheddar chatter
- •FetaFeta makes it bettah
- •ProvoloneYou aren't provolone, I'm here with you.
- •BrieWhite girl baby shower cheese at its finest.
- •Cream cheeseSchmear it on
- •Colby jackCowboy cheese
- •ProvelSt. Louis's processed response to provelone
- •VelveetaConsidered cheese in some Midwest and southern locales
- •CojitaSounds like an STD, tastes like salty deliciousness
- •GruyereFancy people eat this
- •Goat cheeseI have nipples, Greg, will you milk me?