Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. A joke. But still. That's how it felt.
  2. The first restaurant I visited in my new neighborhood.
  3. Costume shopping. It's bad when you know the Steve Madden styles by name.
  4. (Ugly) furniture shopping. I'm sure this table has been barfed on more times than I can count.
  5. Fox and dog besties