WHEN YOUR NAME IS STETSON

Common issues with an uncommon name
  1. Stetson? Are you sure? Not... Steven?
  2. Are you aware that you are a hat?
  3. Hi Steven!
  4. Were you named after a cologne?
  5. You're from Connecticut? That makes no sense. You are from Texas. Go ride a bull, Steven.
  6. What's your first name?