LAST SEVEN THINGS I GOOGLED

  1. 1.
    Kylie Jenner's butt
    Had to show my therapist the new junk in Kylie's trunk.
  2. 2.
    Vern Troyer's girlfriend
    Watched her on Celebrity Wife Swap and have a ton of questions.
  3. 3.
    Putting Coconut Oil in your vagina
    It's super healthy for your lady bits, ladies.
  4. 4.
    Pictures of kids smoking cigarettes
    What? It's a thing I like. Frieke Janssens pictures of this are the best.
  5. 5.
    Is sexting cheating?
    Google says YES IT FUCKING IS!
  6. 6.
    Meaning of Coquette
    It's just a cute french word for whore.
  7. 7.
    Why do Yorkies burp?
    Never found the answer because I ended up getting lost in a forum about cute dogs burping.