QUESTIONABLE THINGS MY GRANDMA TAUGHT ME GROWING UP THAT YOUR GRANDMA PROBABLY DIDN'T TEACH YOU
And why I'm in therapy...
- •If you lose a tooth and a dog eats it, you'll grow a dog tooth in place of the tooth you lost. 🐶
- •You only get pimples from touching yourself. People with acne are chronic masturbators. 🐚
- •(This one she told my brothers.) If you masturbate, Lilith (a demon lady) comes and gets pregnant with your demon baby. Then when you die, you'll have to take care of all the demon babies you made with her. 👶
- •If you dream about losing teeth you're going to die. 💀
- •Calcium spots on your nails are actually lies you've told. 💅
- •Staring at yourself in the mirror too long will make the devil pop out of it. 😈