MY FAVORITE TYPES OF FIREWORKS IN ASCENDING ORDER

  1. 1.
    The white sparkly ones that shower down and look like the beginning of a Disney movie
  2. 2.
    Color changing ones
  3. 3.
    Sparklers
  4. 4.
    Those black ones that smell bad and look like rapidly expanding poop
  5. 5.
    The ones from some crappy car's muffler scraping the ground