Someone needs a!
  1. Cooler
    So over this word.
  2. Refresher
    See above note.
  3. Zinger
    Do I work at a boardwalk at the turn of the 20th century?
  4. Best
    It's not the best.
  5. Fizz
    This is just a casual way of saying 'sparkling'. I should be better than this.