Things I say to Amazon Echo that have no effect
But I refuse to stop saying them
- •Alexa, tell Siri to turn on my TV
- •Alexa, set a timer for 6 months
- •Alexa, strike down my enemies and rain fire on my friends
- •Alexa, stop
- •Alexa, please stop
- •Alexa, shut the fuck up!!At this point an alarm I set 6 months ago refuses to stop going off and my wife and I have decided to just burn the house down and start anew.