Things I say to Amazon Echo that have no effect

But I refuse to stop saying them
  1. Alexa, tell Siri to turn on my TV
  2. Alexa, set a timer for 6 months
  3. Alexa, strike down my enemies and rain fire on my friends
  4. Alexa, stop
  5. Alexa, please stop
  6. Alexa, shut the fuck up!!
    At this point an alarm I set 6 months ago refuses to stop going off and my wife and I have decided to just burn the house down and start anew.