1. Olivier Giroud
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    Always keeping it tight
  2. Aaron Ramsey
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    Strong
  3. Hector Bellerin
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    Keeps it nice and tight, starting to go a bit longer on the side
  4. Alexis Sanchez
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    What a man what a man what a mighty good man
  5. Mesut Ozil
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    Keeps a hard part, usually near the top
  6. Jack Wilshere
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    Progressed through the years into a solid hair addition
  7. Calum Chambers
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    Doing pretty well, and up and comer
  8. Nacho Monreal
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    Not the worst, not the best
  9. Petr Cech
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    Gets bonus points from wearing the helmet. Adds a bit of mystery
  10. Danny Welbeck
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    Welbz is dat guy with ok hair better than others
  11. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
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    He's trying and not too bad
  12. Per Mertesacker
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    Not the worst, kinda looks like Domhall
  13. Joel Campbell
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    Doing what he can
  14. Theo Walcott
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    Been the same forever
  15. Kieran Gibbs
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    It is what it is
  16. Gabriel
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    He is trying but man the goatee and face do not help
  17. Laurent Koscielny
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    Working with what he has, too much gel
  18. Francis Coquelin
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    Better at soccer than hair for sure
  19. Matthieu Flamini
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    Not great from the flaminal
  20. Mikel Arteta
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    A big old ughhhhh
  21. David Ospina
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    Not great Dave
  22. Santi Carzola
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    Ugh santi needs work
  23. Tomas Rosicky
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    Classic Rosicky, could have been way higher if it was 10 years ago
  24. Mohamed Elneny
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    Ummmm he's new