PLACES I HAVE FOUND MY SUNDAY PAPER

  1. Inside the front vestibule of my apartment building.
    Preferred.
  2. Front step of the building.
    Perfectly fine.
  3. The mantle in the main entry way of my building, thanks to one of my kind neighbors.
    75% of my building is over fifty and they have very watch-dog like tendencies. It's awesome!
  4. Under the bushes outside of my building.
  5. On top of the bushes outside my building.
  6. Mud puddle.
  7. Regular puddle.
  8. In the middle of the public sidewalk in front of my building.
    At least 20 feet from the door, being walked around by New Yorkers.
  9. Not at all.
    Least preferred.