THOUGHTS OF A TEACHER AT TARGET DURING SPRING BREAK

  1. Why did I wait until Friday to run all my errands?
  2. I hope I don't see anyone I know.
    I definitely didn't shower.
  3. Why am I running errands on spring break at all? It's SPRING BREAK!
  4. Oh yeah, adult.
  5. If I do see someone I know, I'm totally hiding.
  6. Especially one of those punks from school.
    That world does not exist again until Monday.
  7. Oh my god, children! Gotta get outta here ASAP!