IF YOU'RE A SHOP LIFTER I WON'T RESPECT YOU UNTIL YOU STEAL THESE ITEMS

Earn my nips
  1. A Ford Carr
  2. Inexplicably expensive cheese
  3. Vomit from my guts
  4. Pablo Escobar
  5. This photograph
  6. This photo
  7. Tom Macintosh
  8. This little light of mine
  9. A bucket of shame
  10. Racism
  11. This photographic evidence